Mother Nature is a Terrorist
Written by Sid Lewis - Self-Proclaimed Scientist
The devastating terrorist attack orchestrated by Mother Nature last month in Japan has led many to question the safety of nuclear power in our volatile and unpredictable world. Mother Nature’s primary motive is to shake the foundations of humanity and destroy our freedom. We must continue to defy nature and show her that she will not defeat us! The moment we let her change our daily habits and lifestyle is the moment Mother Nature wins. We must continue to build nuclear power plants
Due to the partial meltdown in Japan the hippie ‘pro-nature’ lobby is demanding that we stop building nuclear power plants. They suggest we use that funding to enhance and grow a diverse array of ‘nature friendly’ energy sources like wind, solar and geothermal. To them I say this: The job of humanity is not to work in harmony with nature, it is to defy her will and create a world that no one can control! I’d rather die in a nuclear holocaust than live in a world where human beings work hand-in-hand with the cowardly terrorist that is Mother Nature.Nuclear energy is completely safe for humanity. Since the first nuclear power plant was built in 1956 there have only been three major catastrophes caused by meltdowns. The Chernobyl exclusion zone has a radius of only 30km (roughly 72 Manhattans). Which means there’d have to be 45,000 Chernobyl disasters before we run out of inhabitable land and are forced to descend back into the sea from whence we came. Now I don’t know about you but, I like those numbers. We’ll be long dead before we are forced to become a league of Godless sea humans living in the cavernous abyss of the ocean!
We all know from television that radioactive exposure is not dangerous. You get exposed to radioactivity every day from Mother Nature’s henchmen known as rocks and the sun. What does it matter if you get exposed to ten or a hundred times that amount in a matter of days? Our advanced technology of burning your clothes and being sprayed with hose water is more than enough to keep us safe from radiation.
Most of the backwards hippies complain about the massive amounts of toxic waste emitted from nuclear power plants every year. Well, I’ll let you know that that radioactive waste is securely buried in the ground. That’s right we take that ungodly radioactive waste and shove it right up Mother Nature’s ass! Of course as we all know, covering something in dirt makes all consequences disappear. Nothing comes out of the ground once buried except zombies. And you’re not really gonna tell me zombies exist are you, hippie?
It is no surprise that Mother Nature would choose to destroy a nuclear power plant. Nuclear energy is arguably the single greatest threat to her existence. It is a beacon of defiance from humanity that says, ‘We do not care about the consequences, we shall play God, we shall overcome the shackles of this world through science.’
So I implore all of the human race, keep building nuclear power plants, continue to shoot bombs at the moon, do everything you can to defy nature! She’s given us nothing but pain and death! Let us fight for the day when Mother Nature is destroyed and humanity can once again live in peace, without fear!
