Iran Afraid of Dolls, Barbie Insurgency Continues
Iran has delivered another blow to the Barbie Insurgency by shutting down toy stores daring to sell the filthy American dolls. For decades these domestic doll terrorists have been infiltrating Iran’s borders! According to Iran’s judiciary Barbie and Ken are “dangerous” and “destructive” like a “Trojan Horse sneaking in Western influences like makeup and revealing clothes.”
What I don’t understand is why children of Iran don’t just use the government approved alternative to Barbie, Iran’s Sara and Dara! I mean these dolls have been around since 2002 and are completely safe from Western influence! Why are the parents of Iran allowing their children to play with something as dangerous as Barbie dolls when Sara and Dara exist!? I mean, just look at the features listed on the packaging and you tell me what the safer choice is for Iran’s young girls:
Dara and Sara - Safe:
- Legal to hit her for any reason!
- Comes with potential to be publicly stoned to death!
- Can be forced into marriage at 13 years old!
- Comes with special ‘Women’s Car’ (for grocery shopping use only)
- Can be banned from leaving ‘Dara Dream House’
- Comes with fully functional switch to deliver lashing.
WARNING: Sara doll not for use outside home. Do not remove clothing from Sara doll. Sara doll must have hair covered at all times. Do not give Sara doll equal education. Do not have Dara doll cook for Sara doll. Do not create an imaginary situation where Sara doll testifies in court. Do not give Sara doll a motorcycle. Do not allow Sara doll to pursue equal education. Not for use by children who are already married.
Barbie - Dangerous:
- Domestic Violence Prohibited.
- Lacks public stoning feature.
- Must agree to marriage.
- Needs parental consent to be married under 18.
- Not banned from riding motorcycles.
- Allowed to leave Dream Home.
WARNING: This product not suitable for children practicing Sharia Law.
I think the choice is clear! Sara and Dara are much safer than Barbie and Ken.
